SCP Foundation

Well now VAElynx, did you know that initiative is punishable by performance?

I did, but this was funny enough that I decided to sacrifice my diligent efforts on the altar of collective success >:3 (read, I wasn't arsed to do something more useful)

As for the proofreading, hmm. Most of it seems fine, and nice equivalent gesture.

Experiments with SCP-1150 are suspended indefinitely due to lack of qualified researchers and also the fact that every available Class D subject is busy working the Area 22/13 household plot due to food shortage.

I'd put this one as something like (of course, feel free to modify, I added a silly crossout which you might not like)

Experiments with SCP-1150 are suspended indefinitely due to absence of qualified researchers and lack of available test subjects; all Area 22/13 D-class personnel have been assigned to Bio Research Areal-1 household plot in order to alleviate present food shortage.

MTF Phi-13, "Broke Blokes" is tasked with working with the locals, but does not carry said task out, as all MTF operatives are on an ongoing strike due to not having been paid their allowance for the ██ last months.

MTF Phi-13, "Broke Blokes" is assigned to work with the local populace in order to conceal the existence of SCP-1150-J. on an ongoing strike due to not having received their salary for the last ██ months.

After SCP-1150 was contained and the warden was questioned and severely reprimanded, the latter was issued two (2) bottles of 80 proof amnestic. As a side effect, his arrears in wages were partly amnestified as well.

After SCP-1150 was contained and the warden was questioned and severely reprimanded, he was issued two (2) bottles of 80 proof amnestic, with the side effect of partially amnestifying the extent of his wage arrears.

Even if you don't change it, it's fine as-is - perhaps the most important change was the last one.

Hah, thanks. I was away for a while, but couldn't stay gone for long - I figure if someone will want to get rid of me they'll have to scoop me with a shovel, and toss out of the window.