SCP Foundation

Объект №: SCP-194

Класс объекта: Безопасный

Особые условия содержания: SCP-194 содержится в стандартной камере содержания аномальных транспортных средств.

Описание: SCP-194 — это гребная лодка красного цвета, рассчитанная на двух человек.

Приложение 194.E Записи исследований

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4000-4099

• SCP-4004 - A Dream Come True
• SCP-4005 - The Holy and Heavenly City of Fabled China
• SCP-4009 - Big Brozart is Watching You
• SCP-4013 - It Can't Be Allowed To Stop
• SCP-4015 - The Keepers
• SCP-4016 - Of Mice and Twine
• SCP-4018 - Eye
• SCP-4020 - It Won't Stop Screaming
• SCP-4021 - Mandarin Oranges
• SCP-4023 - The Inexplainable Nature of Twenty Three
• SCP-4025 - Blutfahne
• SCP-4027 - Anomalous Dissociative Identity
• SCP-4029 - Too Many Legs to be Going Nowhere
• SCP-4030 - It Wants to be Free
• SCP-4032 - Deadly Fart Berries
• SCP-4034 - Defenetre of the Strate
• SCP-4035 - Prey on Words
• SCP-4036 - The Republic
• SCP-4037 - One of Mind
• SCP-4038 - The Common Tongue
• SCP-4039 - The Second Second Law of Thermodynamics
• SCP-4041 - Impostors of the Tyrant Lizard King
• SCP-4042 - Somebody to Love
• SCP-4043 - Gaia
• SCP-4044 - A Reprieve
• SCP-4047 - Abstract Art
• SCP-4048 - We need to talk about your forklift certification
• SCP-4049 - Beast Pits
• SCP-4051 - Your Friendly Neighborhood Keter
• SCP-4052 - Sandwich (disambiguation)
• SCP-4053 - The Gift of Life
• SCP-4055 - Three Split Seconds
• SCP-4056 - Nuclear Family Unit
• SCP-4058 - We Become Stories That Are Dying To Be Told
• SCP-4059 - The Jersey Devil
• SCP-4061 - Unphotographable
• SCP-4063 - What Remains
• SCP-4064 - "It's not you, it's us"
• SCP-4066 - The Byzantine Empire Was Secretly Aliens
• SCP-4067 - Effigies From The Swarm
• SCP-4068 - Buzzword
• SCP-4069 - Out of Range
• SCP-4071 - History Rewritten
• SCP-4073_N - Just Blowing Hot Air
• SCP-4074 - Sun Flower
• SCP-4075 - Birds of a Feather
• SCP-4076 - Video Hurt System
• SCP-4077 - City of Gold
• SCP-4078 - Neo-Lamarckian Genetic Engineering
• SCP-4079 - Saving Archimedes
• SCP-4081 - Audition Interference
• SCP-4082 - NeoVancouver Free Radio
• SCP-4083 - Lakeside View Apartments
• SCP-4084 - Then Who Was Phone?
• SCP-4085 - What business, nay?
• SCP-4086 - The Tunnels
• SCP-4090 - The Dream of the Anartist's Son
• SCP-4091 - A Boy's Dog
• SCP-4092 - Rubber Stepdad
• SCP-4094 - They Hunger Beneath the Ice
• SCP-4097 - Louder Than God's Revolver And Twice As Anomalous

4100-4199

• SCP-4101 - The World's Greatest Teacher is History
• SCP-4102 - I Have a Bridge to Sell You
• SCP-4103 - Holiday in Hell
• SCP-4104 - He’s lying to you all.
• SCP-4105 - They Came From the River
• SCP-4106 - The Love Bird
• SCP-4108 - Not Really a Catapult
• SCP-4109 - FINAL CONCLUSION: EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
• SCP-4110 - The Ultimate Cosplay
• SCP-4111 - Straight From the Horse's Mouth, and Into the Fire
• SCP-4112 - We Have Assumed Control
• SCP-4113 - Long is the Way You Must Wander
• SCP-4114 - Occult Escapologist
• SCP-4115 - Beast of the Crystal Caves
• SCP-4116 - The Nightmare King in The Palace of Dreams
• SCP-4117 - Mannequins of a Table
• SCP-4118 - Tube O' Dinos
• SCP-4119 - Miss Dynamite
• SCP-4121 - The Loop That Never Breaks/Never Has/Never Will Be Broken
• SCP-4122 - The Second-long Pipe
• SCP-4123 - Gamemaster
• SCP-4124 - Friendship is fleeting, Trauma is forever.
• SCP-4125 - Revenimus
• SCP-4126 - The Bedsheet Ghost
• SCP-4128 - Action Comics #1
• SCP-4129 - For Here or To-Go?
• SCP-4130 - Su Alteza Serenísima
• SCP-4131 - Gunhead Anomalocaris, Trilobite Slayer!
• SCP-4132 - Retrochronal Observation Tank
• SCP-4133 - The Pinup That Doesn't Exist
• SCP-4134 - Claymore Anti-Personnel Mimes
• SCP-4137 - Hyper-Axial Nintendocore Overdose
• SCP-4138 - To the Stars
• SCP-4139 - Fridge Backpack
• SCP-4140 - Sarkic Containment Procedures
• SCP-4141 - "You: The Real-Time Autobiography"
• SCP-4143 - Infinitestine
• SCP-4144 - The Most Important Meal Of The Day
• SCP-4145 - Dissociative Dream Therapy™
• SCP-4147 - Encyclopedia Obscura
• SCP-4149 - Professor Xorkanoff's Gallery of the Bizz-art
• SCP-4150 - Beatlemania!
• SCP-4151 - The Garden of Gluttony
• SCP-4152 - BASEMENT LOVE, Acrylic on canvas
• SCP-4153 - Vincent Price presents… IT CAME FROM SITE-9!
• SCP-4154 - Petwyrm
• SCP-4155 - Soft Serve Kittens
• SCP-4159 - Oh God Something Touched My Leg
• SCP-4160 - Those Who Don't Learn From History
• SCP-4161 - METEMPSYCHOSIS.
• SCP-4162 - An Egg That Kills You For No Reason
• SCP-4163 - The Tetris Prodigy
• SCP-4164 - The Universal Instruction Manual
• SCP-4167 - Heterophyes neurensis
• SCP-4168 - Decomposing Love
• SCP-4169 - Carbonized Purgatory
• SCP-4170 - The Dark
• SCP-4172 - The Artist
• SCP-4173 - The House on Hadley Hill
• SCP-4174 - Mother of Many
• SCP-4175 - Friends Made, and the Void
• SCP-4178 - Arachnespheksophobia
• SCP-4179 - Milestones
• SCP-4180 - Tomorrowland
• SCP-4181 - Spatuland
• SCP-4184 - Threnody, Requiem, Dirge
• SCP-4185 - we outrun yourself
• SCP-4186 - Postcards From Italy
• SCP-4187 - Bu(r)g(er) King
• SCP-4188 - What Dreams May Come
• SCP-4189 - Vengeful Assimilation Coral
• SCP-4191 - Draco ignem
• SCP-4196 - Daughter of the Confederacy
• SCP-4197 - Hollow
• SCP-4198 - Feed Your Hair
• SCP-4199 - An Average Joe

4200-4299

• SCP-4200 - The World, Idealized
• SCP-4202 - The Sleepy Clapper
• SCP-4203 - Sometimes a Damselfly Just Wants Some Dick
• SCP-4204 - To Pluck the Moon From the Sky
• SCP-4207 - Auditory Entity
• SCP-4208 - Naomi’s Sweetery
• SCP-4209 - Egg-Cellent Boys!
• SCP-4210 - The American Dream
• SCP-4211 - Memoirmento
• SCP-4212 - A Very Helpful and Clearly-Written SCP Report
• SCP-4214 - commission request for advertisement of product (c.r.a.p.)
• SCP-4215 - The Inkredible 51st Squiddy Squaddy
• SCP-4219 - LUDROA
• SCP-4221 - What A Wonderful World
• SCP-4222 - International Monetary Fish
• SCP-4223 - The Baja Blast^TM
• SCP-4224 - History Will Be Kind To Me
• SCP-4226 - The Spring of the Ages
• SCP-4227 - Where lost things go…
• SCP-4229 - Mother's Gift
• SCP-4230 - The Redacted Fanon wiki
• SCP-4231 - The Montauk House
• SCP-4232 - Thought Crustacean
• SCP-4233 - The Dreadnought
• SCP-4234 - Testicles, and the Sudden Lack Thereof
• SCP-4235 - Rosa aeternum
• SCP-4236 - It's the End of the World (And Everyone Feels Fine)
• SCP-4237 - Where Winter Rests
• SCP-ℸp♡9 - or, KTE-6561-Black, or, dolphinslugchugger and scarhaver's GAW-1 proposal, or, 8008132, or, Our Friend Who Lives By The Lake, or, The Lake, or, A Very Important Question, or, The Reason We Did Something New This Time, or, Go Big or Go Home
• SCP-4242 - Foundations
• SCP-4243 - Celltown
• SCP-4244 - Good Taste In Musicians
• SCP-4245 - BellyFlopology
• SCP-4246 - Thalassomania, or The Dreams of the Firstborn
• SCP-4248 - Alphabet and Omega
• SCP-4249 - Nothing Really Mattress Anymore, or: Zen And The Art of Hunting Free-Range Furniture
• SCP-4250 - Colorful Pens With Thematic Ends
• SCP-4252 - Beans and Betrayal
• SCP-4253 - The Drowned
• SCP-4254 - Elvis?
• SCP-4255 - Santa Claus, The Time Traveler
• SCP-4256 - Bootlegger's Press
• SCP-4258 - Freddy's Diner
• SCP-4260 - The Subdirective
• SCP-4261 - In Case of Emergency, Blow Shofar
• SCP-4262 - The Essential Thing Is Not To Have Conquered But To Have Fought Well
• SCP-4263 - Gemini
• SCP-4265 - Filmographer Snake
• SCP-4266 - The Thing That Makes You Kill People
• SCP-4267 - Down With The Flue
• SCP-4268 - Eviction
• SCP-4269 - Fuck With The Lights Turned-On
• SCP-4270 - Does Benjamin Harrison Shit In The Oval Office?
• SCP-4271 - Silicon Valley
• SCP-4272 - The Proper Way to Appreciate Art
• SCP-4273 - Designated Successor
• SCP-4275 - The Old Man of the Sea
• SCP-4276 - Dance Till You're Dead
• SCP-4277 - Bullet Farm
• SCP-4278 - The Island at the End
• SCP-4279 - A Toast to my Finished Thesis
• SCP-4280 - The Inter-Dimensional Insult Punishment Jar™
• SCP-4281 - Stalled Conversation
• SCP-4282 - Mutiny's Bane
• SCP-4283 - Heart of Ouachita
• SCP-4284 - Walker Towers
• SCP-4285 - Dank Memetics
• SCP-4287 - P. Pigeon, Esq.
• SCP-4289 - The Bunyip
• SCP-4291 - The Little Death
• SCP-4292 - "herbie fucker really very good circus of the unsettle by dado"
• SCP-4293 - In One Man’s Honour, A Dossier Of unBÄRable Solitude
• SCP-4294 - In the Cold Shadow of her Ovary Tower
• SCP-4295 - A Homebody
• SCP-4297 - The Emu-lution of War
• SCP-4298 - Cell Door #546 or Site-446's Paradox
• SCP-4299 - I See Life in Rosy Hues

4300-4399

• SCP-4300 - To Lose One's Soul
• SCP-4301 - Timothy Gilles
• SCP-4302 - Prior Predator
• SCP-4303 - Wild Rose
• SCP-4304 - There Is No Honor Among Thieves (Even When Mechas Are Involved)
• SCP-4305 - No Lifeguard On Duty
• SCP-4306 - Stan the Janitor
• SCP-4307 - Electro-Marine Praetorian
• SCP-4308 - Heartfelt
• SCP-4309 - Huddle with Us
• SCP-4312 - Drift Into the Sky
• SCP-4315 - S.C.P. Lovecraft
• SCP-4317 - Catscratch
• SCP-4318 - A HORRIFIC, DEADLY, EVIL Chemical [BEWARE]
• SCP-4320 - Show Me The Glint of Light on Broken Glass
• SCP-4321 - Sometimes I Look At The Sky So I Can Feel Small
• SCP-4323 - Touch
• SCP-4324 - Saint Torben the Strange
• SCP-4325 - NO SIGNAL
• SCP-4326 - Honeymooners
• SCP-4327 - Suppressive fire in, suppressive fire out! Do the hokey-pokey and that's what it's all about!
• SCP-4328 - Sinew and Cellulose
• SCP-4329 - [ACCESS DENIED]
• SCP-4331 - When Good Elk Go to War
• SCP-4333 - The Profligate
• SCP-4338 - Vulcan, the Disaster
• SCP-4341 - Unimal Life
• SCP-4343 - You Will Be Free
• SCP-4345 - Not your Home, not your Pain, not your Self.
• SCP-4346 - Searching for Friends in a Room Full of Loneliness
• SCP-4347 - Goat of Departure
• SCP-4349 - …But I Play One On TV
• SCP-4350 - I See Yellow People
• SCP-4351 - Home
• SCP-4353 - Your 223rd First Day
• SCP-4354 - From The Ink Under Your Skin To Flesh
• SCP-4355 - OZYMANDIAS, KING OF KINGS
• SCP-4356 - The Not-Quite-Broken-Clock Affair
• SCP-4357 - Slimelord
• SCP-4358 - An Undying Love
• SCP-4359 - Sash Lantern
• SCP-4361 - Red is Her Favorite Color
• SCP-4362 - Achilles Defense Systems
• SCP-4363 - Wake Me Up, I'm Living a Nightmare
• SCP-4365 - Five-Story Upside-Down Hotel
• SCP-4366 - Invisi-Birds
• SCP-4367 - What Are The Odds?
• SCP-4368 - To Sleep, Perchance to See
• SCP-4369 - Cassandra: Play Your Part
• SCP-4370 - POST-INDUSTRIAL
• SCP-4371 - Lee and Skorzeny, in the Apennines
• SCP-4372 - So Very Small, So Very Safe
• SCP-4373 - Drown
• SCP-4374 - This Is You
• SCP-4375 - Two Forgetful Men
• SCP-4376 - Have you tried just smiling more?
• SCP-4377 - Fight! Fight for the Man of the People!
• SCP-4378 - Her Noodly Appendage
• SCP-4379 - New Sun Will Rise, and Shadows Quickly Fade
• SCP-001 - First and Foremost
• SCP-4381 - Moccus Meme
• SCP-4382 - Entropic of Hulwick
• SCP-4383 - Sticks and Stones, Blood for Old Bones, a Curse Forever Thirsty.
• SCP-4385 - Dimensional Phone Line
• SCP-4386 - B Gone, B
• SCP-4387 - Don´t lose your head, comrade
• SCP-4388 - Rampant OSHA violations
• SCP-4389 - Big Ol' Eyebrows
• SCP-4390 - A Bad Maze
• SCP-4392 - Sandpit
• SCP-4393 - The Beating Sounds of a Thousand Paper Wings
• SCP-4394 - Liquid Piano
• SCP-4395 - That Contagious Thing
• SCP-4396 - The Joy of Completion
• SCP-4397 - Medila's Altar
• SCP-4398 - Distant Triangles of Energy

4400-4499

• SCP-4400 - This Is Not A Place of Honor
• SCP-4401 - Total Eclipse Of The Heart
• SCP-4402 - The Permanent Shopping List
• SCP-4403 - The Silent Crusade
• SCP-4404 - The Scent of Silence
• SCP-4406 - SUDDEN THUNDER
• SCP-4407 - "TelaV, the Punishing Demon"
• SCP-4408 - It's not the Foundation that he's afraid of.
• SCP-4409 - The Elephant Man
• SCP-4410 - The Ongoing Development of an Art Form
• SCP-4411 - At Long Last Landing
• SCP-4412 - What Could Have Been?
• SCP-4413 - The End of Something Really Excellent
• SCP-4414 - "PEEL"
• SCP-4415 - Humanoid Containment Chamber #λ045
• SCP-4416 - Tails of Site-42: Why The Foundation Punches Sharks
• SCP-4417 - The Long Way Round
• SCP-4418 - The Lovers
• SCP-4419 - The Butcher's Chariot
• SCP-4421 - Papa Legba's Walkin' Stick
• SCP-4422 - O Tempestas, O Mores
• SCP-4423 - StepDemon
• SCP-4424 - The Train With No Final Station
• SCP-4425 - Chef Arkady's Canned Surprise!
• SCP-4426 - The Unforgettable Fire
• SCP-4427 - Nobody Stands for the People
• SCP-4429 - William Shatner's Cover of "Common People"
• SCP-4431 - Bleeding Beneath Antarctica
• SCP-4433 - Suburban Nightmare
• SCP-4434 - Anglerfish
• SCP-4435 - Sins of the Father
• SCP-4436 - Jesus Saves
• SCP-4437 - NANI?! MULTI TIMELINE DRIFTING?!?
• SCP-4438 - FOURTH
• SCP-4439 - The Weeping Child
• SCP-4440 - IT'S NERF OR (___)
• SCP-4441 - Summer Scare
• SCP-4442 - How's My Driving?
• SCP-4444 - Bush v. Gore
• SCP-4445 - The Day the Music Died
• SCP-4447 - Sasha's Super Shuttle Service!
• SCP-4448 - The Elk in the Lake
• SCP-4452 - Submitted to the Ethics Committee for review
• SCP-4453 - Wholesome Family Goddess
• SCP-4454 - Looking For Someone To See The World With
• SCP-4455 - In Short…
• SCP-4457 - Assopods
• SCP-4458 - jaws is gonna get ya
• SCP-4460 - Humorous Factory
• SCP-4461 - lonely at the bottom, innit
• SCP-4462 - Fan Death
• SCP-4463 - Ecosystem Restore Point
• SCP-4466 - Why the Long Face?
• SCP-4468 - Take-a-Wish
• SCP-4469 - Memory Shovel
• SCP-4470 - Endure
• SCP-4471 - Hoard
• SCP-4472 - Auger
• SCP-4475 - So Long, and Thanks for All the Milk
• SCP-4476 - La Famille Natau
• SCP-4477 - Leave Room for Jesus!
• SCP-4479 - D-11424 and The Land of Too Many Doors
• SCP-4480 - The Snake Doctor
• SCP-4481 - A Casualty of the Single Worst Astronautical Disaster in History
• SCP-4482 - Last Call
• SCP-4483 - Cut off the Head
• SCP-4484 - StreamSavers
• SCP-4485 - Такой чёрный свет (статья ранее была переведена, старый текст находится ссылке, статья была плохо реализована технически и удалена)
• SCP-4486 - Happy Is Relative
• SCP-4487 - The Sermon Will Continue
• SCP-4489 - Apologies
• SCP-4490 - Cruel To Be Kind
• SCP-4491 - "pulp ficktion"
• SCP-4492 - Umbrella In The Toilet
• SCP-4493 - Keep Pride Out of Corps
• SCP-4495 - A God for Pigs
• SCP-4496 - Gold Plastic Syndrome (Infectious)
• SCP-4497 - Whose Cuisine Reigns Supreme?!
• SCP-4498 - The Plurality of Jack Bright
• SCP-4499 - YES, ONLY $44.99!

4500-4599

• SCP-4501 - At The Mountains Of Minty Freshness
• SCP-4502 - Emily The Eldritch Ergot Goddess & Friends
• SCP-4504 - The Handless Man
• SCP-4505 - A Brief History of Anomalous Artwork in the Renaissance
• SCP-4506 - Eternal Child Star
• SCP-4507 - The Solitary Path to Enlightenment
• SCP-4509 - Lovers' Lane
• SCP-4510 - Avelar Express First Class Prime™!
• SCP-4512 - A Goddamn Filthy Teleporting Party Pool
• SCP-4513 - Pounded in the Butt with Moby Dick by my IRS W-2 Tax Form
• SCP-4515 - Why is the Sky?
• SCP-4516 - Don't fuck with hyper-religious cats
• SCP-4518 - MBMBMBMBMBMBMBaM
• SCP-4519 - Carl Sagan, Godhead
• SCP-4520 - Alea Iacta Est
• SCP-4522 - The Mystical Village of the Jade Peach
• SCP-4523 - Cave Story
• SCP-4524 - A Flesh, New World
• SCP-4526 - I'm Her Union Rep, Jimmy No-Last-Name
• SCP-4527 - Crippling Indecision
• SCP-4528 - Accendium Lucia
• SCP-4529 - A Walk in the Park
• SCP-4530 - And Into The Woods We Go
• SCP-4531 - Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented.
• SCP-4532 - Wire Transfer
• SCP-4533 - Terms and Conditions Apply
• SCP-4535 - The Better Man
• SCP-4536 - The Great American Pyramid
• SCP-4537 - Artist's Syndrome
• SCP-4538 - Flash! Bam! Alakazam!
• SCP-4539 - The Worst Calculator Ever
• SCP-4540 - History, Together
• SCP-4541 - A Toy Story
• SCP-4542 - Bug Bunnies
• SCP-4543 - Dead Men Sell No Sales
• SCP-4544 - The Circumventing Shoe Box
• SCP-4549 - Retrohippies
• SCP-4550 - An Operational Foundation Site
• SCP-4551 - Bell for a Funeral…
• SCP-4552 - Auguries of Innocence
• SCP-4553 - Bob Shepherd, Anthropomorphic Mass of Worms and United States Representative of the 3rd Congressional District of Nebraska
• SCP-4554 - Liquid Sunshine
• SCP-4556 - Belonging
• SCP-4557 - Detective Fiver, Crime Solving Raccoons
• SCP-4560 - Everything is Fine
• SCP-4562 - Melody of your life
• SCP-4563 - Doctor Barnabas P. Lockwood, MD.
• SCP-4564 - Butthole Surfers
• SCP-4566 - The Mark of Xerrox
• SCP-4567 - Biological Oil Platforms
• SCP-4569 - Plot Twist
• SCP-4570 - Almost Heaven, West Virginia
• SCP-4571 - Curious Creature of the Cold Red Desert
• SCP-4572 - Trumpvoid
• SCP-4573 - ULTRA TASTE
• SCP-4574 - Paleolithic Spear Tigers
• SCP-4575 - Seemingly Unconnected Events
• SCP-4576 - Protective Prickly Pal, Prixors
• SCP-4577 - When I'm dead, just throw me in the trash
• SCP-4579 - Quack-stral Projection
• SCP-4580 - The Seekers of Secrets
• SCP-4581 - Anti-Racist Audiocassette
• SCP-4582 - New (New York, New York) York
• SCP-4584 - cold dreams.
• SCP-4585 - Literally a Hamburger
• SCP-4586 - The Well-Mannered Victorian Skeleton
• SCP-4587 - A Dog's Purpose
• SCP-4588 - The Sentient Scraps
• SCP-4589 - Unitea
• SCP-4590 - The Manicheans Have the Paintings
• SCP-4591 - Twenty Text Messages
• SCP-4592 - There is Music in the Void
• SCP-4593 - Clevair
• SCP-4594 - There's a gullet beneath London
• SCP-4596 - A Farm Upstate
• SCP-4597 - Thick-Skinned Man
• SCP-4598 - The Spiral Gestalt

4600-4699

• SCP-4600 - Debt
• SCP-4601 - Revenge Of The Redd Mennace!
• SCP-4602 - The Money-ki Neko
• SCP-4603 - The Ballad of Frank and Mia; Written and Composed in B-Major
• SCP-4604 - Disillusionment
• SCP-4605 - E.T. the Earthen Totality
• SCP-4606 - "Deimos"
• SCP-4607 - Whalefall City
• SCP-4608 - Appleseed
• SCP-4612 - Not All Gods Decompose
• SCP-4613 - Edward James Almost
• SCP-4615 - Supper Memories '06
• SCP-4616 - It Haunts The Fields
• SCP-4617 - Selfish Preservation
• SCP-4618 - Anomalous Carpool
• SCP-4619 - reflect.mp4
• SCP-4620 - Bread for Today, Wage for Never
• SCP-4621 - An Eternal Fiery Nightmare
• SCP-4622 - Requiem
• SCP-4623 - The Bard (Owl) of England
• SCP-4624 - Mandatory Fun
• SCP-4625 - Oizys' Hope
• SCP-4626 - The only thing we have to fear…
• SCP-4627 - Familiar, yet different
• SCP-4628 - Pie is Wrong
• SCP-4630 - I Put My Lettuce in the CRISPR and Now It's Sapient
• SCP-4631 - Never a Devil Again
• SCP-4632 - Would you know if you were dreaming right now?
• SCP-4635 - English is the language of the demon.
• SCP-4637 - Resource Allocation
• SCP-4638 - It’s Only Spinach, Really
• SCP-4639 - Product Profile - Citrus Vitae
• SCP-4640 - Let the darn kid experience real life!
• SCP-4641 - Get a Clue
• SCP-4642 - Self-portrait
• SCP-4643 - The Wheel of Fire
• SCP-4644 - Sea, Sky, and Spirit
• SCP-4645 - Blackmailing Computer
• SCP-4646 - Sing Me a Song for the End of the World
• SCP-4648 - Regaining Focus
• SCP-4649 - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
• SCP-4650 - A Modern Problem
• SCP-4651 - The Rat Race
• SCP-4652 - Moonbeam Moonshine
• SCP-4653 - Ambrosial Insects and Starving Gods
• SCP-4655 - Comfort Comes In Many Different Forms
• SCP-4656 - Significant Figures
• SCP-4657 - Fireworks For a Friend
• SCP-4658 - Control Kink
• SCP-4659 - Close Encounters of the Sardonic Kind
• SCP-4660 - The Cat Came Back
• SCP-4662 - Billy's Already Home
• SCP-4663 - 3D Printed Spiders Printing Printed Printers Printing Spider Printers Printing Spiders Printing Printed Spider Printers Printing Printing Spider Printers Printing Spiders Printing Printed Printer Spiders Printing Spidered Spider Printers Printing Spider Spider Printered Printer Printers
• SCP-4664 - Nightmare of 20,000 Feet
• SCP-4665 - The Caprine Conspiracy
• SCP-4667 - I Am Become Teeth
• SCP-4668 - Since I Left Me
• SCP-4669 - Nuestra Señora de la Revolución Popular
• SCP-4671 - Clarky the Clown
• SCP-4672 - Meteoric Dog
• SCP-4673 - Reverse Identity Theft
• SCP-4674 - Eternal Beauty
• SCP-4675 - I Don't Exist
• SCP-4676 - The Consequence of Unwanted Isolation or Gratuitous Seclusion
• SCP-4677 - Coke, Cow, and Capitalism
• SCP-4678 - A Time and Place for Regret
• SCP-4679 - The Sweet Taste of Victory
• SCP-4681 - Donec mors nos separaverit
• SCP-4682 - Body Dysmorphia Mirror
• SCP-4863 - Apples of Discord
• SCP-4864 - Wizard Cops
• SCP-4685 - Every Man Must Pay His Due
• SCP-4687 - the call of the void
• SCP-4688 - Manipulative Bike Helmets
• SCP-4690 - Lieutenant Pinkerton Eaten Alive by Fucking Spiders
• SCP-4691 - Locked In
• SCP-4692 - The Curious Case of Jackson W. Parnell
• SCP-4693 - !!WATCH FLIPPIN' FIT FOREIGN CHICKS ENTERTAIN YOU LIVE!!
• SCP-4694 - PryMaid
• SCP-4695 - Synesthesia Inducer
• SCP-4696 - GRONK WANT GUTS! GRONK WANT GUTS
• SCP-4697 - Dropping Off The Kids
• SCP-4698 - Heir To Cernunnos
• SCP-4699 - and only the doorway remains.

4700-4799

• SCP-4700 - Orkney Rising
• SCP-4701 - Well, Yeet Me Mama Like A Wagon Wheel
• SCP-4702 - Gehenna, Unknown to Man
• SCP-4704 - You've Got Maeril
• SCP-4705 - The Hell We Bring With
• SCP-4706 - An Array of Nonsense
• SCP-4707 - R.E.A.D.
• SCP-4708 - Thpecial Containment Prothedure
• SCP-4709 - At The Risk Of Sounding Repetitive
• SCP-4710 - Sheen Gojira
• SCP-4711 - The Inconvenience Store
• SCP-4712 - A Failure of Purpose
• SCP-4713 - "Astromoles"
• SCP-4714 - My Unicorn Friend
• SCP-4715 - A Demon Born of War
• SCP-4716 - The Plutovore's Cookbook
• SCP-4717 - Let It R.I.P
• SCP-4718 - Unsinkable
• SCP-4719 - Cat-train
• SCP-4720 - So Come on ye Childhood Heroes! Won’t You Rise Up From the Pages?
• SCP-4721 - Euclid
• SCP-4722 - Paths to Fulfillment
• SCP-4723 - Reservoir Cats
• SCP-4724 - Making a New Life
• SCP-4728 - Deletion
• SCP-4730 - Reinventive Design for Abnormally Dense Cars
• SCP-4731 - Sublunary Skybox
• SCP-4732 - "Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin: Our Kind of Paradise!"
• SCP-4733 - But Not Forgotten
• SCP-4734 - The K-T Extinction Bootstrap
• SCP-4735 - You're alight again, my dear.
• DEAD WEIGHT ≡ DON'T KILL THE VIBE
• SCP-4737 - Fancy
• SCP-4738 - An Innocent Sin
• SCP-4739 - It's Just Spoiled Milk. I Promise.
• SCP-4740 - As Davy wondered where they'd been, he read a book named Grass and Green.
• SCP-4741 - Rolling Them Bones
• SCP-4742 - A Job Well Done
• SCP-4743 - A Proud Product of Vandelay Industries
• SCP-4744 - Stay Woke
• SCP-4745 - Spooky Scary Snowman
• SCP-4749 - Demoniacal Paper Towel Dispenser
• SCP-4750 - The Little Tailor of Zanzibar
• SCP-4751 - Bed Angel
• SCP-4752 - Mountainous Economics
• SCP-4753 - Mysterious Object at Dodge City
• SCP-4754 - Dentistaurant
• SCP-4755 - When We Are Omnipotent
• SCP-4756 - A Reborn Man.
• SCP-4757 - Trials of Valhalla
• SCP-4758 - Old Letters
• SCP-4759 - The Challenger of Donut Taxes
• SCP-4760 - An Eye for an Eye
• SCP-4761 - Lost in Yesterday
• SCP-4764 - OKKULT X-PERIENCE OF WYRLDENDING PORPORTIONS
• SCP-4765 - A Shattered Visage Lies
• SCP-4766 - My Beautiful, Beautiful Son
• SCP-4767 - Oh God, I Forgot I Had This Class and the Final Exam is Today
• SCP-4768 - The Tall Tales of Ulysses B. Donkman
• SCP-4769 - Physics Teacher
• SCP-4770 - Crab Cakes
• SCP-4771 - We Don't Deserve Dogs
• SCP-4772 - Kurentovanje
• SCP-4775 - The Absolute Gall
• SCP-4776 - REAGANWEAPON.
• SCP-4777 - Connolly Was There
• SCP-4778 - All's Whale that ends Whale
• SCP-4782 - Nemmie
• SCP-4783 - The Human Capital Convention
• SCP-4784 - Nature Abhors a Vacuum Tube
• SCP-4785 - Infohazardous Cabinet
• SCP-4786 - The Mouth that Hungers
• SCP-4787 - The Things He Wished He'd Known
• SCP-4788 - Cash Cow
• SCP-4789 - Battle for Dreamland
• SCP-4790 - Do not go gentle into that good night.
• SCP-4791 - The Lady's Matchmaker
• SCP-4792 - The Contingency
• SCP-4793 - Stele
• SCP-4794 - The Renegade from Gliese 581
• SCP-4795 - Feathered F(r)iends
• SCP-4796 - Sanctuary of the Sky Pineapples
• SCP-4798 - An Introduction to Transgenic Poetry
• SCP-4799 - Mariachi's Merchants

4800-4899

• SCP-4801 - Ceto-vimutti: Deliverance From Suffering
• SCP-4802 - Dirty Birdy
• SCP-4803 - The Man Documenting
• SCP-4805 - Utilitarian
• SCP-4806 - Appels du Vide
• SCP-4808 - Spontaneous Dog Manifestation
• SCP-4809 - Peeping Doesn't Pay
• SCP-4810 - Hunt Stupid Game, Win Stupid Prizes
• SCP-4811 - Instant Mirror from the Factory
• SCP-4813 - My only way out is to forget I ever need a way out.
• SCP-4815 - Busted Oracle
• SCP-4817 - Horseman Holiday Rentals in scenic King Louis XVI of France
• SCP-4819 - Never Miss the Last Day of Summer
• SCP-4820 - The Custom of the Sea
• SCP-4821 - You Get What I Never Got
• SCP-4822 - Love was Real to Me
• SCP-4824 - The Prince of Sands
• SCP-4825 - Like a lake lake, bake a bake cake.
• SCP-4827 - Ghost Stories Around a Black Hole
• SCP-4828 - The Big Book Of Achievable Spells, made easy
• SCP-4831 - There Are Innocent People on Death Row
• SCP-4832 - 📻 👌
• SCP-4833 - The Syncope Symphony
• SCP-4834 - That Picture Perfect Moment
• SCP-4835 - Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef With Beef
• SCP-4836 - I Love You Beary Much
• SCP-4842 - The Disintegration Loops
• SCP-4843 - Take It With Me When I Go
• SCP-4844 - Last Man Standing
• SCP-4845 - Great Food; No Atmosphere (OR: Tacos That Are Literally Out of This World)
• SCP-4846 - Friendly Fossils
• SCP-4847 - Akanastra
• SCP-4848 - Cross of Iron
• SCP-4849 - Liposlugtion 3: Die Lard With A Vengeance
• SCP-4850 - Madness Leaks Through a Broken Seal
• SCP-4851 - Artificial Selection
• SCP-4852 - Site-19 Goes South For The Winter!
• SCP-4854 - The "Real" Necronomicon and other Godawful Occult Manuscripts
• SCP-4855 - Mind Like a Steel Trap
• SCP-4856 - "Test Case One"
• SCP-4857 - [DESIGNATION AVAILABLE]
• SCP-4858 - But the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
• SCP-4859 - A Game We Play
• SCP-4860 - Clown Building
• SCP-4861 - 12/11/2030
• SCP-4862 - RAGE
• SCP-4863 - Sol n
• SCP-4864 - Depravity and Indifference
• SCP-4865 - Safe safes aren't always safe
• SCP-4866 - 𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘳™, a product of Optimark Synthetic Personnel Solutions¹
• SCP-4867 - Wyoming Territory, 1867-1870
• SCP-4868 - Vendedor Pulpo de Pulpos Vestido En Purpura
• SCP-4869 - Boltz From The Blue
• SCP-4870 - Something's Wrong with Site-17
• SCP-4871 - Mirror Image
• SCP-4872 - Flashback Bug
• SCP-4873 - This Town Ain't Big Enough
• SCP-4874 - Friends With You
• SCP-4875 - Crying Beneath the Desert, Or; Lorem Desertum
• SCP-4877 - Good Airwaves
• SCP-4878 - Six-Foot Soldiers
• SCP-4879 - Art in the Time of Elitism
• SCP-4884 - To Serve Great Man
• SCP-4885 - Find Him
• SCP-4886 - The Cop and the Countryside
• SCP-4887 - Bloom!
• SCP-4888 - The Sunrise Collective
• SCP-4889 - An Easy Mark
• SCP-4891 - A Great Pestilence
• SCP-4892 - The Rotten God
• SCP-4893 - Agapanthus²
• SCP-4894 - TOOL FOR EVERY USE
• SCP-4895 - George stood alone.
• SCP-4896 - Corvid Knife
• SCP-4897 - Just Pet The Damn Dog
• SCP-4898 - Do You Have What It Takes
• SCP-4899 - Blackbody

4900-4999

• SCP-4900 - A Critique of Man
• SCP-4901 - Remember Rudy Benson.
• SCP-4903 - Eternity, Served Cold
• SCP-4904 - Rapid-Disc-Movement Sleep
• SCP-4905 - Intergalactic TechnoVikings and The Great Moon Wars
• SCP-4906 - On the Sixth Month Gale
• SCP-4907 - Poetry Gnomes
• SCP-4909 - Octopus' Garden
• SCP-4912 - With Great Power
• SCP-4913 - 5-Star [REDACTED]
• SCP-4914 - Gamer Against Weeds
• SCP-4915 - One Star Containment
• SCP-4917 - Law & Oneiroi
• SCP-4918 - Bergentruckung
• SCP-4919 - Belle Époque
• SCP-4920 - Take the Train
• SCP-4921 - Please STOP Reading!
• SCP-4922 - The Rainbow Connection
• SCP-4924 - Tunnel Revenant
• SCP-4926 - Close Call Printing Press
• SCP-4927 - Have a Nice Flight
• SCP-4928 - The Wishing Well
• SCP-4929 - Lake of Rage
• SCP-4930 - Lennon/McCartney
• SCP-4932 - Sadly, Nothing Lasts Forever
• SCP-4933 - We Interrupt This Broadcast
• SCP-4936 - Summer Vacation 🦀
• SCP-4937 - A Deflated Balloon Dog
• SCP-4938 - Sweat of the Sun
• SCP-4939 - The Man on the Moon
• SCP-4940 - Transformer Transformer
• SCP-4942 - How to Summon a Lemon
• SCP-4943 - Transcendence
• SCP-4944 - A Coffee Machine, Except It's Literally Just A Cargo Ship
• SCP-4945 - Hi Hungry, I'm Dad
• SCP-4947 - The Fault and the Fistula
• SCP-4951 - South-Central Protective Services' new Containment Insurance Entity
• SCP-4952 - PlayerUnknown's Robert Frost
• SCP-4953 - Burger King Himself
• SCP-4954 - Long Live the Tinsmith!
• SCP-4956 - Screaming At The Void
• SCP-4957 - Cold, Turning Blue
• SCP-4958 - You Are Loved
• SCP-4959 - Teotihuacan Pterodactylactery
• SCP-4961 - All Dogs Go To Heaven
• SCP-4962 - dack hunt REMIST ER
• SCP-4963 - Static
• SCP-4964 - A Bootleg DVD of The Shaggy Dog
• SCP-4965 - My name is Legion for we are many
• SCP-4966 - Tubbioca: Devourer of Souls, Consumer of Secrets, Lord of Munchies
• SCP-4968 - Deer-mestic Terrorists
• SCP-4969 - Literally Jellyfish Condoms
• SCP-4970 - Universal Tech Support
• SCP-4973 - Dead Men Walking
• SCP-4976 - The Humanity of the Moment
• SCP-4977 - The lucidity of young William Kleiger
• SCP-4978 - BROOK TOWN BEAT DOWN
• SCP-4980 - Alexylva University War Dodo Olympics Team
• SCP-4982 - Heavy lies the crown.
• SCP-4983 - Welcome to Hales
• SCP-4984 - Mycelium memoriae
• SCP-4985 - High Finance
• SCP-4986 - From a Friend
• SCP-4987 - Now Face North
• SCP-4988 - Outsourced Customer Service Contact Center Solutions by Avelar Professional Products, Inc.
• SCP-4989 - The Siege of Site 89
• SCP-4990 - Queen-Sized Bed
• SCP-4992 - Onions Make Me Cry
• SCP-4993 - A Child's Mind Is A Wonderful Thing
• SCP-4994 - An Ideal Foundation
• SCP-4995 - Übermensch
• SCP-4996 - The Demon, The Deal, and The Trashcan Elvis
• SCP-4997 - Cauldros
• SCP-4998 - Space Available, Inquire Within

Объект №: SCP-3844

Класс объекта: Евклид

Особые условия содержания: До окончания постройки соответствующих сооружений SCP-3844 должен содержаться на своём месте жительства в Доломитовых Альпах. Квадрат, имеющий размеры 100 м × 100 м, должен патрулироваться Фондом, чтобы гражданские не вступали в контакт с SCP-3844.

Вокруг жилища объекта должны быть установлены системы ПВО, которые должны вести огонь по любым летающим существам над периметром содержания. Любое свидетельство о существовании SCP-3844 должно быть представлено как описание бомбёжек.

Один сотрудник класса D раз в неделю посылается к SCP-3844. Запрещена кража предметов из жилища объекта.

Описание: SCP-3844 — крылатая рептилия, имеющая в длину от головы до конца хвоста 73.76 м и размах крыльев 67.42 м. Приблизительная предполагаемая масса — 27000 кг. Чешуя объекта отливает пурпурным, за исключением зоны вокруг живота, где она светлее. SCP-3844 способен испускать пламя температурой 3400°C из своего рта; механизм этого явления неизвестен.

SCP-3844 способен говорить на как минимум 14 языках и имеет обширные знания о событиях, происходящих в мире. Во время взаимодействия с персоналом SCP-3844 принимает обличие взрослого мужчины, но объект может имитировать внешность любого человека.

SCP-3844 обитает в пещере, которая содержит на данный момент не установленное количество ценных предметов. Объект часто забирается под кучу этих предметов, где он предположительно спит.

Приложение: Далее представлена расшифровка интервью с участием д-ра Лестера Фегмонта и SCP-3844.

<Начало записи>

Фегмонт: Добрый вечер.

SCP-3844: Лестер! Сколько лет, сколько зим. Хотя, я думаю, вы ни разу не называли точное время своего возвращения. Или его обстоятельства.

Фегмонт: Простите нас за… эм… обновления, но война заставляет нас идти на такие меры.

SCP-3844: А, и рыцари новой эры всё ещё участвуют в старых добрых битвах.

Фегмонт: Не скажу, что мы прям воюем. Мы просто делаем так, что битвы не вскроют того, что люди не должны видеть.

SCP-3844: Например, меня?

Фегмонт: Да, например, вас. Но поверьте мне, есть вещи и похуже, сильно хуже.

SCP-3844: Я понял. В этот раз вы принесли джин?

Фегмонт: [улыбается] Я тут может и главный, но мне всё ещё нельзя пить на работе.

SCP-3844: [смеётся] Ну что ж, значит, в другой раз.

Фегмонт: Конечно.

SCP-3844: А мне когда-нибудь разрешать снова летать?

Фегмонт: Надеюсь. Но лишь после того, как кончится война.

SCP-3844: И вы сейчас тоже воюете, не так ли?

Фегмонт: Не особо. Правительства просто платят нам, чтобы мы не отдавали аномалии другой стороне. Не хочу даже и думать о том, что произойдёт, если люди доберутся до аномальных винтовок или…

SCP-3844: Драконов.

Фегмонт: Да, драконов.

Молчание.

SCP-3844: Вы всё ещё занимаетесь исследованиями, как и раньше? Я помню, как вы говорили про лабораторию.

Фегмонт: Да, да. Когда-нибудь эта война закончится, но другие, похожие на… эм… вас, похоже не собираются останавливаться.

SCP-3844: Точите ваши мечи.

Фегмонт: Думаю, вполне подходящее сравнение.

SCP-3844: И ваши люди охраняют меня так же, как когда-то это делали рыцари. Как награду.

Фегмонт: Они просто проводят измерения, которые я должен был бы сделать, когда мы впервые встретились. Я вернусь, когда нам нужно будет померить что-то ещё.

SCP-3844: И в конце войны, да?

Фегмонт: И когда кончится война.

SCP-3844: Я очень надеюсь, что вы сдержите своё обещание.

Фегмонт: Надейтесь. А пока, есть у вас какие-либо вопросы? Вы вроде как ответили на все мои.

SCP-3844: Не волнуйтесь обо мне, у вас есть дела и поважнее. В конце концов, идёт война.

<Конец записи>